A theory i haven't heard yet

BEAR with me, but what if BTC really was made by the US government or the FED so we could more easily transfer into CBDCs? kind of like they are waiting for the right market capitalization to pull the trigger, and all these bizarre recent transactions on ancient Satoshi wallets are them consildating for that transition? Could the FED, Rothschilds or somebody be trying to gain control of the global economy and curbing the United States inflationary spending at the same time? What if the real cbscs were the friends we made along the way?