Converting people from doge to bch

Everywhere I go, I only hear people talking about doge. Earlier today I was eating at my favorite Ramen restaurant and overheard some people next to us talking about their doge investment and how they know its going to 1 dollar. I asked them "excuse me but are you interested in crypto?" And they went on to tell me about how they made a ton already. I then asked them if they thought they could use it to buy goods, to which they said yes. I mentioned transaction fees and to my surprise they said they never noticed anything but they haven't tried sending any since they purchased. We did an experiment- they opened their wallets and sent doge back and forth once and saw roughly how much they lost. I then asked them to download the bitcoin.com wallet (since it's much better than using coinbase) and after helping them set up their keys on a freaking napkin, I sent them $5 in bch to show how little was lost. We ended up trading $20 bch for doge. I guess I'm a doge holder too now, but this was fun as hell.