For every day that my bitcoin transaction is stuck, i will give out satoshis (in bch).

Everyday my tx is stuck in the bitcoin mempool, i will pick a person randomly to give them a very small amount of bch, to prove how btc is useless for micropayments. (Yes, you can use the lightning network. But you got to pay to open a payment channel in the first place, right? So enjoy that 20$ network fee anyway!)