I like paying my $0.001.

I realized I actually feel glad to pay the BCH tx fee. It feels like the right range to pay for making a transaction. Not nothing, but just a tiny bump in exchange for maintaining the network. “Thanks buddy!” I have a good wholesome feeling associated with that tiny fee, instead of the “woah wait a minute, what the fuck” feeling you get from BTC fees, like you just got robbed. You know something is in the right price range when it gives you a feeling of fairness, like everyone involved benefitted proportionally.

If it was literally zero I would be suspicious. If it was even just 10 cents it would not properly compete with me handing my friend a $5 bill, it would feel like some parasite is wetting their beak more than necessary. So good job, whoever figured that range out, it’s one of the rare fees I’m not annoyed to pay.