Was negotiating with Beelzebub himself on the Black Web and agreed to a fair value for my eternalness (I have pretty strong soul jeans so got a good price).

I don't know but I have a feeling Bitcoin will pump harder than Elon on his 55 baby mammas, going to the moon on a SpaxeC rocket.

I'm just feeling it, ya know? What do you all think?

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I've received 100's of DM's about this so want to set the record straight:

• I can't help you negotiate a better Soul Severance Package (SSP). That could lead to Hypersoulflation and crash the Afterlife Futures Market (AFM).

• It wouldn't be inaccurate to deny that this isn't an insincere post.