I used to have 3.14 bitcoin

Actually, 3.14159 Bitcoin. I thought it was funny to have π of Bitcoin. It cost me maybe $3000. Anyway, I didn’t have a job for a couple of years, and slowly depleted the pi until there was none left.

I got much more out of it that I put in. But.. I could have bought a house if I’d waited longer. Don’t be like me. Don’t put your feet up.