Immovable object (me) vs. unstoppable force (Bitcoin)

My “decision” process over the last few weeks went something like this:

65.5k → don’t invest yet, it will drop further

66.0k → dead cat bounce!

67.5k → fake out, sellers will win this fight

68.0k → too high, invest when it drops to 66.0k

71.5k → what the hell is going on?

Time in the market beats timing the market, I know.