I've actually achieved the impossible.

Short and Sweet. I've orange pilled my gf. Not only does she ask nonstop questions about BTC, she has made her first purchase. It's a good amount too. I'm so proud of her. I don't have kids, but I imagine it's the same feeling that parents get when they see their child achieve something great. Anyways, I just wanted to share and let you guys know it is possible. Don't give up. Spread that holy BTC gospel!