The Two Kinds of Bitcoin People

There are two types of Bitcoin users:

First type : The calm Gandalf-type who explains everything patiently with metaphors.

Second type : The feral meme-lord who screams “HODL” at random moments like they’re possessed.

There is no in-between.

Every time I meet someone new in the space, it’s either “Let me walk you through UTXOs” or “BUY IT NOW YOU FOOL.”

I swear the community is 50% educators, 50% chaos gremlins, and somehow it works.