Top 3 jokes get 1,000 sats each

No memes this time, text only. Has to be Bitcoin related, something within the scope of this sub. Converting existing jokes into Bitcoin jokes is allowed. You can write as many jokes as you want, you can even win all 3,000 sats if you have the top 3, but make each joke a unique reply.

I will let the community decide the top 2 by votes and I'll pick the last 1. Sats sent via lntip here on reddit. Contest is over in 12 hours. Runners up may get a couple sats their way as well.