Which type of Bitcoiner are you?

Examples:

The Red-Seer - only buys when the chart is red

The Billpayer - monthly DCA

The UTXO Collector - daily DCA

The Fomo Master - buys and sells with the market, usually loses money

The Ring Tapper - only buys in lump sums, often likes to post screen shots

The Faint-Hearted - buys high, sells at the first crash, and then quits BTC forever

The Orange-Pilled - buys, but never sells

The Safe Investor - always follows the 5% rule

The Shiller - tells everyone about BTC, doesn't read the room, and owns .0001 BTC

The Whale - am I an exchange, a corporation, or a wealthy bitcoiner?

Edit: Feel free to add your own. I'm a combination of the above.