You're thinking in dollars

USD/BTC are apples and oranges.

You're acquiring oranges and thinking: "Look at how many apples this orange is worth!"

Just keep in mind that, globally, people are rightfully worried about apples possibly raining down from the sky in the near future. Concerned that we may have to sweep apples off our doorsteps just to get to our driveways. How much will you value apples then?

Maybe I shouldn't have skipped lunch.